The other left

Josh: Like, the lady on my left...
Allie: The one on that side? *pointing*
Josh: That is left.
Allie: You forget that you're talking to me. "Left" is a variable.

Josh: Are you coming to watch me play?
Allie: Yes, I'm armed with a laptop.
Josh: I just want to show you one thing
Allie: Right. And it'll take you 30 minutes to get to that one thing, and you're going to show me four or five other things on the way, so I'm bringing the laptop
Josh: No. Well, okay, maybe. You're right.
Allie: Left is a variable, you and videogames...not so much.