Notes. 7/27/10

Sometimes I give notes in my head as if I'm scripting out my life. Here are a few from today.

Driving home:

Dear very bad driver in the white nissan truck in front of me with the darwin fish-avec-feet decal - you're not making a very convincing argument.

Dear Katy Perry, on a scale of one to ten I like your new song about a negative three.

Finally - later tonight:

Dear self, before attempting to do yoga video, feed cat. Attempting cat pose while being headbutted by actual cat wanting food only leads to collapsing with laughter. This is not a valid yoga pose.